Jordies Craft and Garden
Garden

There was a young girl from Nantucket
Whose garden would fit in a bucket.
She planted the pot
In a nice public spot
And hoped nobody would pluck it.

Garden Bruce the mulcher
eats like a vulture
and supplies a bit of culture
to the ones who are haughtier.
Garden If you plant daffodils near a wall
with a weeping tree about to fall
and the lawn looks a little yellow and lame
you really have only yourself to blame!

But if you want to get it fixed,
And have the colours pleasantly mixed,
Call in Nyran whose vision is fine.
He is also quite handy with varicose vines.

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